fuuck your bedtime mom. its probably like 5 am in china right now. time is a human construction that doesnt even exisgt. if u reject time you can transcend it. please i want to play halo
|Me trying to express how I feel:||Idk I just feel like...idk...idk man. Nvm I'm good|
Jean has a thing for Marco’s smile
Wasn’t there a HIMYM episode about empty milk bottles still in the fridge? haha my memory is so bad
if someone calls you a slut, break their fucking neck without even hesitating or saying a single word and as they lay there on the ground dead, lean down close to their corpse and whisper
“slut means the end in swedish”
this is the most popular post i’ve ever made and its still fuckin going and i am GLAD
1 universe, 9 planets, 7 seas, 7 continents, 809 islands, 204 countries, and I had the unfortunate luck of meeting u
THERE ARE 8 PLANETS, YOU UNCULTURED SWINE.
VIVA LA PLUTO FUCK YOU
Someone did it. Someone finally portrayed me perfectly in a single 6 second video.
"you’re too easily amused"
yeah god forbid someone find joy and amusement in something even if it’s something silly and be genuinely happy when they frequently feel upset and like shit
why can’t hurricane names be culturally diverse
because white people destroy everything.
|me:||haha hey guys do u dare me to eat this whole thing of ice cream|
|me:||*shaking my head and chuckling* i cant believe you guys are making me do this|
|me:||*eating right out of the thing* this is so wild you guys you're so fucked up for making me do this|